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SOCIAL MEDIA OVERLOAD

I’ve been neglecting the hell out of my tumblr.  I had a social media class last semester…plus all the PR classes equals SOCIAL MEDIA OVERLOAD.  I gotta do better.  

In other news, I think we can all agree that this has been THE WORST Black History Month EVER.  I would say cancel it next year, but some folk need an excuse to acknowledge the awesomeness that is black people.

I need to go to bed.  I start work tomorrow.  (UGH.)  But not before I finish this glass of wine.

Bye, bews.

3 months ago0 notes

kanyebreast:

and there it is.

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3 months ago62,665 notes
odotjdot: LMAO

odotjdot:

LMAO

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3 months ago193 notes
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3 months ago20,697 notes

HEH.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
3 months ago53,105 notes
Why you mad tho? Chitown style!

Why you mad tho? Chitown style!

9 months ago0 notes
Sooo, I guess I should go ahead on and put those back bras into production?  #ThemBackTittaysTho kanyebreast: brianbitch:

Sooo, I guess I should go ahead on and put those back bras into production?  #ThemBackTittaysTho

kanyebreast:

brianbitch:

10 months ago174 notes
….. (those are the shadiest of ALL shade dots…#BasedStatusFcukShit kanyebreast: i shouldn’t be laughing at this…buuuut i am

….. (those are the shadiest of ALL shade dots…#BasedStatusFcukShit

kanyebreast:

i shouldn’t be laughing at this…buuuut i am

10 months ago163 notes

SUPER LOVE!

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10 months ago2,551 notes
kanyebreast: these are the nuggets yall keep eatin from McDonalds smh…enjoy that shit growasyoushrink: simplystriving: Did You Know? : Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. Pretty sick, huh?  nasty, so glad I went veg… Girl you got a 1000 piece, please don’t be sttiinnnggaayyyyyyyy

kanyebreast:

these are the nuggets yall keep eatin from McDonalds smh…enjoy that shit

growasyoushrink:

simplystriving:

Did You Know? : Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

Pretty sick, huh?

 nasty, so glad I went veg…

Girl you got a 1000 piece, please don’t be sttiinnnggaayyyyyyyy

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10 months ago1,312 notes